I hope every health insurance executive and every oil company executive and tech billionaire scrolls social media today aghast at the contempt people have for them

Brian Thompson won’t see your cruel jokes about him but all of your friends that make millions and millions of dollars off the deaths of their customers will

G.I. Robot is the goat man, this shit’s hilarious 😭

Santa deniers obliterated, buried under mountains of coal

Prediction: “Drone” sightings will decrease significantly Sunday night. Due the cloud cover, it’ll be harder to see airplanes.

her: so babe aren't you gonna tell me some cool facts about German tanks Me, too sad about the robot dying in sonic adventure: I guess. The panzer III ausf F was armed with a 50mm cannon her, encouraging: how did it perform against soviet armour? me, sighing: underwhelmingly

Yes Amazon, the drivers and warehouse workers at DBK4 are coming together in solidarity ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏼✊🏾

Haus of Decline I saw Al play a couple years ago. When he got to that line, he paused the song and explained how he used that word because he thought it was medically correct at the time and has since learned better, but was still going to sing it as written so as not to hide from his mistakes.

ew ew ew get this crap off my tweets

Was in the audience for The Muppet Show and these two people in the balcony showed absolutely zero decorum. I tried to tell them that their ironic detachment is hurting how they engage with art, but they told me I should engage with a better deodorant. Then I cried

In case you've missed it. "Hot Zone" 😌

Tragedy

When Cyberpunk 2077 had the story of "AI destroyed the original internet so we had to build a new internet" it mildly was goofy Now I think that will unironically be the case

I'm just assuming the outcome is > Trump does tariffs > Mexico/Canada retaliate for Tues >> You are here > Markets drop Monday > Trump talks with Trudeau/Sheinbaum > Trump comes out and says he got Mexico/Canada to do what he wants > Nothing changes > Tariffs dropped

5 years ago, you told me Bitcoin would replace the dollar and become a universal currency... Now you weep on the ground and lick dog shit off the pavements.

Remember when people actually pretended this wasn't true lmao

Deadpool i’ll never forgive you