Your existence is appalling.

You. Disgust. Me.

Says the shade. I’m sure you bathe in dirt.

Being a liar doesn’t help your fucking case.

“ If you think I’m putting soap in my fucking mouth I’ll breath your fingers. “

I won’t smell you, vermin.

I’m a hero and I protect the Hylian people. I don’t give a fuck what you think, I’m doing my damn job.

Berry would attempt to grab the front of the soap in his hand. If he succeeded, he’d squeeze it in an attempt to crush it between his fingertips. “ I will say whatever the hell I want. “

Children don’t give a shit who I talk when their lives are in danger and I’m there to help them.

There’s nothing to pity. I don’t need kindness to do my job. I just need to know who’s hurting others.

I won’t be told by a shade what qualities I should have.

“ Yeah, fuck that guy. “

“ Don’t give him that satisfaction. “

“ Kicking his ass will give you more satisfaction. “

|| Blue: Yeah he can kiss my ass Berry: no kick it Blue: I mean Berry: better yet break his neck Blue: wha ||

“ Well, when you see him, you know what to do. “

“ It’s better to get rid of any nuisances anyway. “

“ Why not? “

“ Heh. Sounds familiar. Of course, mine’s name isn’t Green. His dumbass name is Broccoli. “

“ Right? Their names are dumb as shit. At least I got stuck with Berry. “