Now that sounds like a major lie. From what I’ve heard, you were just as obsessed with the Salvatore brothers as they were with you.

I would rather not know anything more about this pathetic, tragic love story.

So, is this fandom alive?

[Throws darts with vervain at whoever is seeing this because…boredom.]

The obsession you all have with the Salvatore brothers.

Did Damon break your heart again?

"I was sent to introduce a bit of anarchy into the world, To unveil my true potential while giving into sin.” -Butcher shop owner/ undercover killer, OC, RP 21+, Mature Themes, Triggers, friendly writer w/few years experience.

Unlike Damon and Stefan, I have better things to do. Besides, I’m more into blondes.

Forgot ‘kill’.