i feel the diff more than i see it... halfway to initial goal (and hopefully no more titties 😭) ... you can be mean, it'll actually help lol

don't tell me we couldn't work some of this rad shit into the nfl

why did dr. becker make me laugh so hard

i want pizza

luigi is now a meme for how 2026 feels 😂

gang 🐬

forgot to watch the new knight of the seven kingdoms, lets see if i can make it thru before the melatonin kicks in 😴

just one fuckin time it'd be nice not to wake up at dawn on days i don't have to

anyone who gives a number is full of shit

if you don't think 84 marino was the best single season of all time you are the fucking idiot to end all idiots

it's never easy when you lose your chubb 😔

bye hoe

IDEA: no more big signings where we have to pretend festering pieces of shit like reek should even be allowed to breathe free air much less be on the field

for your convenience

2023 2026

me when im reading your tweets

more tweets should rhyme

2025 got me to the point with the dolphins where i don't even care what the new vision is... just the fact that it's new is enough

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