Elephant seal farts and then rolls down a hill

This is a really good picture that I made I want everyone to see it

Hair of the pawg that bit you

I've never spoken to a child or teacher, here's my opinion on phones at school:

You're Charles The Bald AND Charles The Simple

Lord, take away my oomf's pain and put it on an Israeli

I only found out now that Evo Morales was... not like us

South African coloureds are the Latinx of southern Africa right down to saying the n-word

White-glazed green “straw cup” from the Tang Dynasty(618-907 ce), discovered in the wreck of the "Black Stone", a ship which was salvaged in Indonesia waters that once carried ceramics from China to overseas markets.

(me doing stand up in the tower of babel) The copper tools from the eastern people are as reliable as the barley surplus from the northern highlanders! (bronze age guy in the audience) AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I envy New Yorkers and their rep screenings but I don't think I could handle people laughing through a movie. I'd end up killing and killing and killing and

It's on Deezer. It's literally on Qobuz. It's streaming on Audiomack.

hold that cup of pasta water for me, slime