No sausages for breakfast today. Trying scones, clotted cream, and raspberry jam. Mmmm. 🤤

Nice little find at the charity bookcase in Tesco. I've never read a Bond book but this is one of the best Bond films.

Matthew Stevens needs to start using rests not switch hands. Time and time again. Just threw the first frame away.

Zhao now leads the 2025/26 century tally with 12. I think multiple players will reach 100 centuries this season. I'll go with 3. I think Ronnie could do it if he plays in most events

Also, I'm disappointed nobody asked Moody about the Ding curse. Just can't find the interviewers these days 😅

I know Bank Holidays are generally reserved for sorting out the Tupperware cupboard but I'm mixing things up this year and sorting out my bookshelves because they're a complete mess

Was sorting out my bookcase, didn't expect to come back to Ali Carter beef. I can't reply to him now, but my tweet about the Ding Curse was extremely tongue-in-cheek, there's nothing bad meant by it at all, but it obviously didn't translate very well. Of course, I wish Stan luck

If anyone can screen record the mid-session interview with John I'd much appreciate it. 🤝

Best thing I've done this year is pick Maguire for my Fantasy Five 😅

John and Yuan are having a good old chat there between frames, something about the table. Getting too close for my liking now though. It was 3-0. Now it's 4-3 😬 #WuhanOpen

I'd love to know who is the best out of the UK players at speaking any sort of Mandarin. WST should do a basic quiz segment asking them the meaning of words 😅 John Cena literally learned Mandarin so he could do all his press in China in their native language. What a guy.

Thank God, John's scraped himself across the line 5-3 against Yuan Sijun. A 77 break, and because the pressure's off, the balls were flying in. #WuhanOpen

Willo and Selby. What a match to start the morning off. Feels like these two hardly ever play each other. May the best man win 🏆 #WuhanOpen

Found fleas on Hap a while back. Sorted it all out. Sorted the house out. Yesterday one jumped on my leg 😬 my mum has been down helping me clean. We just sat down to eat a KFC and watch some snooker on our break Made the cleaning slightly more bearable 😅

I thought it was doing terribly until I saw Out Of Context Snooker 😅. If John had been on it from the start, I'd be doing so much better #FantasyFive

My WhatsApp was going mad, I just saw loads of laughing emojis and then had a .... omg watch this. Opened my phone. Fucking 2 minute video of my friend driving her cat around the block because he loves getting in the car 😅❤️

perritoscalientes Lorenzo Out Of Context Snooker Use snookerfantasyfive.com for true scores 😂