Apple Crisp > Pumpkin Spice

I still don’t understand iPhones, rest in piece to my friends who I spammed with digital touch messages

Did you have coffee today? No, I’m quadruple texting because I can.

When people ask me to “tell them when” you know like when they pour cheese on something … I just say “when” Uhm anyone else?

For Halloween

What if I just started saying absofruitly instead of absolutely??

Sigma Kappa & Phi Sigma Kappa

Got a kick out of this week

Do you enjoy escape rooms??? Tomorrow at 5:00 p.m. in the Studebaker West Multipurpose Room, Business LLCs will host an escape room with the BSU Career Center. Come and join the fun!🕵️ More info here: bsu.edu/calendar/event…

Using my mouse as a fidget because it has good clicky buttons.

i can't believe i survived the peneloise war

Why are interviews so nerve-racking??

Once I figure out how to make money off of home brewing one shot campaigns I will be unstoppable

Dear publishers stop giving books a texture that makes skin crawl

Steps to being a cat parent: -have cat -give cat food and love -fear silence

Nothing inspires me more than a good Pinterest board

Just now finding out you have to buy your windshield wipers individually…

Note to younger self: change your email font out of comic sans. Please.

Currently: whelmed

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder starring Emma Myers and Zain Iqbal is coming to Netflix AUGUST 1! Five years after the murder of a 17-year-old girl in a sleepy English town, one student is determined to uncover the truth and find the real killer.