"Let's find out his name because I don't want to call him the penis guy." We missed you, Jubes. #BachelorInParadise

The contestants talk about #TheBachelorette like we talk about #TheBachelorette. Fake stars! They're just like us! #BachelorInParadise

But are you...? x.com/amandastantonn…

Daniel giving off major "I only date underage girl" vibes. #BachelorInParadise

Our favorite deal breaker ever. #BachelorInParadise x.com/bachparadise/s…

IZZY DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE. #BachelorInParadise

Isn't it more exciting when the stable, employed girl who pays bills on time and only moderately drinks gets the guy? #BachelorInParadise

#same x.com/jubileesharpe1…

Nick, Amanda, and the twins are all of us right now. Eating, drinking, and watching this unfold #BachelorInParadise

So happy @JubileeSharpe1 was finally able to talk about LOTR on a date. You should always be able to! #BachelorInParadise

Reminder to ABC and Bachelor in Paradise that aggressive and derogatory treatment of women by a contestant is not entertainment.

Hard to laugh at a crab on Chad's head when moments before he called Sarah a "one-armed bitch" and Lace a c-nt. #BachelorInParadise

No. Not him. Not my baby. #BachelorInParadise

Can't wait! Thanks for enabling Chad's demeaning and violent behavior with air time, alcohol and cold cuts! x.com/bachparadise/s…

Signing off until next week! #BachelorInParadise was perfect before Chad. Can't wait for post-Chad.

There is no good reason for @JubileeSharpe1 to ever go home. She's a national treasure. #BachelorInParadise

Carly's date with Evan was comedy GOLD. Never wanted it to end. #BachelorInParadise

Didn't think it was possible, but . ruined pizza for us. #BachelorInParadise

Once again @mrcbishop goes home too soon, and once again we DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS UNIVERSE. #BachelorInParadise

"Of course it's Jared!" God bless Jorge Moreno. #BachelorInParadise