How tf every author the #1 new york times best seller

i’m no detective but surely this is the prime suspect

Housemates sat there waking up to a sour cream and onion scented bollocking from Farida. #BBUK

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google doodle for halloween 1999

The way these three almost got chopped on night one, only to become the Bitches Coven. Caroline is a vindictive bully. Sam is a spineless weasel. And Nancy is an utter gobshite. They all think that being nasty is a substitute for having an actual personality. #BBUK

I think its like this

Sorry, I’m late. I had to clasp my own bracelet.

Went to where I shot my music video for baby This is what happened

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adulthood is realising no one cares about you and the show must go on.

when i’m talking to someone and notice they never ask me any questions

When did we collectively decide that Paddington is the Grim Reaper for British celebrities?