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D. Greene

@imdalegreene

๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿโ”ƒ#artist and #writerโ”ƒ๐ŸŽจ โ”ƒSecond place winner of @PrairieFireMag creative non-fiction prizeโ”ƒ๐Ÿ†โœ’๏ธ๐Ÿ“’๐Ÿ—ž๏ธ #wife #mother | And did someone say #nachos ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฅ™

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I'm cooking dinner and I kept looking in the oven and wondering why the chicken wasn't cooking. It took me 20 minutes to realize I didn't have the oven on.

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I was at the mall and I had a look in Forever 21. It looked more like Forever Laura Ingalls Wilder. If I had a clothing store I'd call it Forever Middle Aged Whore.