The truth about smogon singles

Always and forever.

kazuya can't do it in this meta man... He takes so much work to get the bare minimum while all the other broken characters can just mash their brain dead combo starters for free I'm so tired

Gunner is the most honest and hard working character in the game. I'm not even trolling I'm dead serious

if you're playing a superheavy you need to abandon all morals. like yeah bitch I killed you at 20 and while you were whining about it I dealt 60% in 3 hits. If you wanted to earn your stocks honestly then you picked wrong at the css If ur opponent is mad YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT

Kazuya mains be like “just camp me, my character is slow”

this how we need to do all Alomomola users

Trans rights are human rights. Come what may, I will never stop loving and cherishing all my LGBTQ homies. You will always have a seat at my table and a cushion on my couch.

The Superbowl? How... simple of you. Well, I will be in my study if you need me

If I win and it was projected: Spike Controller If I win and it was an upset: Spike Controller If I lose and it was an upset: Spike Controller If I lose and it was projected: Spike Controller If I lose and it was projected but really close: Spike Controller

its a shame because I like Onin but Steve is so fucking wack bruh

The worst when you know you have the power and time but zero drive

How quitting my job looks at me at 9am on a Monday

person who is "trying to work on a secondary" but switches off to their main every time they lose a game in bracket

I think PRs are a really stupid thing, but the idea would go crazy if there was an Elite 4 and Champion in each region instead

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄

Me when I know that I can't snooze my alarm any longer and have to find the courage to leave my warm bed to get ready for work