Happy Mother’s Day to the moms that keep it real and feel like they are failing, messing their kids up, get annoyed sometimes, are overwhelmed and are in group chats with other moms sharing brutal truth Yet have a perfect instagram curation for the haters to never see you weak

98° no humidity with a light breeze and not a cloud in the sky. This is soul healing weather borderlining on perfection

My favorite part of girls girls is at the store when they’re like oh is that dress from X and you’re like yes and they’re like oh I’ve been waiting to order it, but I wanted to see it on somebody - and then you start talking about other random things & then go just about your day

Grown man rode skateboard through packed Miami airport and angry that people didn’t just move out his way, The things I see when I travel…

American guy in Air France lounge currently loudly spiraling for the last 26 minutes over having to do required upskilling training His coworkers traveling with him:

2 people keep looking at my LinkedIn profile on a regular basis for the past 3 weeks. Multiple times a day. It’s so weird. One I’ve never talked to, the other I’ve spoken with a handful of times and has only ever been mean to me But one is connected to the other one.

Work travel as a woman is ordering DoorDash using a guys name and having it delivered by a woman also using a fake man’s name for her own safety

I just went to Costco only to find out that my hot fudge sundae reward was unavailable because they have a vanilla ice cream outage Basically, I went to Costco for literally nothing

After 5 months of the business being closed and multiple calls, emails confirming and apologies from the @gusto team I am STILL being charged monthly for payroll that I don’t even have.

I feel like the best investment I ever made was an adjustable bed. Second best, a heating pad. My 40’s are pretty wild.

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The mics and sound on @agt tonight was awful for everyone

Never been so happy to see people on the block. The manipulation of these girls is wild #bb27

Watched the Mr. Rodgers movie on flight. Cried most of the movie. It was so good

If Spencer Pratt becomes governor I may move back to California.

Grown adults not using headphones in public is wild.

I’m clearly no fun, but grown adults wrestling and jumping in a crowded pool to splash everyone around them minding their own business is so weird.

I apologize to the people who cast #MAFS Denver for thinking it was them. In fact what LIB is teaching us, it’s just Denver. Everyone watching #LoveIsBlind right now:

Wait. What if they just used the same bad casting agent. It’s just embarrassing some of these people made it through. This is how you ruin a legacy series

The fact this man wore a pick to the wedding should have been an immediate no. #LoveIsBlind