She's mad that I had her name legally changed to Little Fuzzy

im so done with israel man they need to turn it into a Mall Of America or something so it stops pissing me off

unbreakable style movie where the worlds gayest guy and the worlds straightest guy have to team up

anyone else having trouble with Cuddle Knight Loveykins in elden ring? i keep trying to use Golden Hug on him but he catches me with that snuggle grab every time

(surf punk guy hearing there's a genre called No Wave) what the fuck dude

nice laurels.. im just gonna rest on them for a sec hope ya dont mind

the warriors lost to the kings? what is this, the middle ages? 🤦

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Work History:
- Number One Body Rocker @ My Girl's Drawers

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text from my girlfriend: Hey did you remember to take out the trash

text from my friend who got turned into an Ed Roth drawing: Dude im messing with my gear shift right now and im so big and green and I barely even fit in my awesome hot rod. Also my eyes are crazy

reading about the songs the BBC banned during the gulf war lol

gonna dress like this all summer

the effects of Gummy Clusters on the human body havent been fully studied

the profaned act of taking a dump

my dad used to be the sultan of oman and he would take me to zanzibar all the time as a kid but id mostly be playing on my gameboy

(talking in my sleep) mmm... you kiss like grandpa

don draper: gentlemen i think this ad is gonna give us some real leverage in this market.. just watch.. but not with your eyes... with your mind

the ad: hey, i'm a shirt! why don't ya wear me once in a while?!

(talking to my cat) listen im in some serious financial trouble here

butler comics #1

not enough people are experimenting with frequencies and tones these days