hippopotami love the rice cake

When you tell your dentist you’ve been flossing every day & then they floss for you

when you buy a “new” box of Advil & realize you actually just bought used Advil & there’s no seal & there’s mold under the cap 🤢🤮💀

Bob Wylie’s stomach moving every time he says “hut” is hilarious. #HardKnocks

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Never going to the damn gym again & just watching this CrossFit movie on repeat to own the abs.

folks would rather starve to death than eat flax wraps #HurricanefFlorence

#HurricaneFlorence prep

Tracking this hurricane like... #HurricaneFlorence #Raleigh

I... I don’t think that’s how that works

🎶 Reverse, reverse Take it back now y'all 🎶

.THRICE is nice

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:: World Series of Poker Announcer :: “There’s a lot at stake here”

It's time to let the cat (errr, dog) out of the bag... we’re appearing on Shark Tank on Sunday March 3 to pitch Zookies Cookies! WILL THE SHARKS BITE?? Tune in NEXT Sunday (3.3.19) at 10pm to find out! #🦈

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Local area chicken man...

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