Stop saying “if you’re not happy single, you won’t be happy in a forest as an ominous supernatural presence.” There is only one thing that will make me happy and it’s haunting the woods!

It's Time 💀🕯️🎃 #Art by Sam Heimer

Know the difference between those in need and those whose jaws stay open wide in gluttony.

... Suppose worse Spiders have concocted worse schemes. See the Popsicle Incident.

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hot girl summer has ended and spooky girl autumn approaches. we’re summoning the crow army, building a Wicker Man in our backyard, and reluctantly enjoying the riches left by the deaths of our third and fourth husbands.

this keeps me up at night

It's okay to find joy in simple things - a cup of tea, a rainy day, tracking the poachers through the swamp with a knife in your teeth. It's healthy.

I’ve said it before but it bears repeating

Well... I didn't really {buy} my house. Just batted my eyes at Ezaria until she made it happen. The rest though... the rest is living an age-old dream.

Lady of the Lake by Diana Van Damme

Jeanne d’Arc by Anato Finnstark

Spider-Ken🩷🩵

Another voice purrs in shadow. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵, 𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘦. One way or another, you'll find a way. So brush Death from your shoulder... And eat what your mother hen of a nurse brought you.

🎶 And that's the way - uh-huh, uh-huh - We like it 🎵

How adorable~ Look inward, and you shall find the answer made clear, my dear.