is he really your boyfriend if he hasn’t made you watch a guy eat an MRE from the Vietnam war

it's that time of year again

have a nice life playing with planning for burial in July … prepared to weep

been thinking about making this all day

LMFAOOOOO

: )

say what you want about it but I love a guy who’s a little twink’d up

cannot rock with people who deliberately choose to look ugly. Like why are you doing that

squelchmaxxing

When the iced latte is lowkey milk with ice

good ! morning !

Making this face the entire time I’m getting a blowjob

I’m the Phillip Seymour Hoffman of having a good time

I am the Elaine Benes of philadelphia

open.spotify.com/track/0Iwbts8i…

they’re calling it the two coffee walk