Merry half Christmas everyone! #tightbutthole #throwrocksattrains

My favorite thing about grad school was writing an Advanced Project where I compared experimental fiction to punk rock, included Nothing Nice to Say strips, and called Jonathan Franzen a poser. Now I live in a world where this is happening. x.com/mitchclem/stat…

New grading policy idea: all essays with a Works Cited page that looks like this will be set on fire and assigned a negative point value.

Anyone else notice that the toothbrush mustache is now CDC approved? #CDChaplin

Believing is partying. Partying is believing.

Fellow #Gass21 readers, could someone send me a link to the Discord?

Anyone else coming up short on Google Translate? Guess I should learn German. #Gass21

#gradschoolprom was a smashing success! Thanks everybody! I can't wait until #gradschoolseniorprom in the spring!

On the way out, Twitter finally succeeded in making me feel less alone.

"The only thing worse than Twitter's features are its users. Not the lurkers! Lurkers, we're normal." Direct hit The Daily Show

Got an AA at a local community college covered by state/federal grants. Transferred to a private university and borrowed $20k for a BA. Stuck around and borrowed another $30k for the MA. That $20k in forgiveness would've brought my balance *down* to $80k.

I've definitely sobbed my way down the highway to Virtute the Cat Explains Her Departure.

I'm a lazy writer, but sometimes I'm a little bit less lazy. thehardtimes.net/music/aging-pu…

R.I.P The Hard Times 2014-2024... Unless? thehardtimes.net/music/r-i-p-th…

So this is the 21st century? #phartsmone #meh

Go Rip! Columbia-Greene Community College x.com/SUNY/status/97…