To the person who put skittles in my m&m's packet; I will find you and I will kill you!

#THANKYOUSIRALEX

Happy 40th birthday, Ryan Giggs. Retweet this to show your appreciation for #mufc's record appearance-maker.

No offence to Clint Dempsey but Tim Howard definately running the show for the USMNT ! Cafe Rio #BELUSA

Lukaku proved to be the catalyst Belgium needed scoring one and setting one up to finally bring the mighty howard to his knees ! Joe Morrison

Germans serving Cesar salad for klose's sweet 16 !!!! What a game!!!! #respect to both teams Sony Six

Whats with the random strike? Major #Inconvenience Uber Ola

@emojiatwar nobody cares

@emojiatwar burning is what your house will be soon be doing

@emojiatwar your face is flawed

Hands down one of the greatest footballers to ever grace the pitch for Manchester United. Top ten goals of #RyanGiggs! goo.gl/7SIg52

Drinking in the day doesn't make you an alcoholic. It makes you a Pirate.

GOD: *creates ant* I'm so pleased with this ANT: You could say you're triumphANT lol GOD: *creates anteater*

Crying kids at passport offices should be priority customers. Get their passports made asap and send them the fuck away.

Big shoutout to all those people that send concise notes on class groups! You guys are the reason I'm passing these exams! Much love!

I absolutely despise elevator music