My room being on the second floor, I was mildly shocked to see this creepy b*stards face pop up #thesisdistractions

Kicking off my return to Twitter with Matthew Conn at ABC and The Darkness #tightunderwear

Fellow darkness viewer is needing some conditioner I feel #frizzbegone

Here's an extract from the Flash Gordon chapter of my new book in which I get a little bit carried away...bit.ly/BrianBlessedFl…

Ok this time, I promise to give Twitter a real go, second time's a charm.

Pants day at work..time to climb Arch Climbing Wall

Can you rot an apple with your mind? WELL CAN YOU? Come on. ROT AN APPLE WITH YOUR MIND. dailymail.co.uk/femail/article…

Looking forward to the '#BorisJohnson tackling things' memes

I wish they'd make a lemsip for when you're not I'll, I'm sad when I get better #lemsiplove

Academic code for YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ME HAVEN'T YOU, REPLYYYY #sciencewoes

Just realised these were the same guy, mind blown #scifiepiphany

A Dragonball film could learn a lot from Scott Pilgrim vs the World...#DBZ

Thanks to Jess at Arch Climbing Wall for the improver session, time to try the next level blues now #easydoesit

2 hours 25 mins since our flight was due to leave and still no info on what is happening easyJet a lot of grumpy people here in Köln

American announcer lady on the northbound northern line needs a raise! Going the extra bit and making us laugh TfL

Expelliarmus he said to the lymph node, and lo it was invisible #tissueclearing #scienceworkedforonce

Off to Arch Climbing Wall building one to work on some blues n salmons. A cheeky yellow? There's always a first time #callustime #chalkupnose

When your 'to read' pile gets out of hand and your on your way to a flat party #science

Nearly a whole day and no one has noticed

Paradise by the dashboard light if you will Ultimate Power