the icy_rapture house is currently under attack.

once sworn enemies are now inseparable companions

bought bumblebee an octopus squishmallow bed since ollie has the piggie one. turns out ollie actually has 2 beds now. bumblebee is not amused.

i can never move my chair because i have a clingy dog

i showed ollie runescape and now he hasn’t left his desk in weeks. he leaves trash everywhere and won’t shower

i told my security to “watch the door” i think this one took it too serious

If my CS inventory goes up 10% overnight, I won't tell anyone. But there will be signs.

im actually crying why did bumblebee feel the need to do all of this to ollie

just explained to ollie that if he eats the human food from the top shelf he will blow up

seeing a lot of people on the TL buying pokemon cards today, but i will not fall into temptation. my addiction ended in 2020

i unironically want to leave texas. WHY IS THERE A DIAMONDBACK RATTLESNAKE IN MY YARD? i am NOT steve irwin i will take harmful action

snake experts, what do you do if a diamondback rattlesnake has squeezed into your irrigation control valve and gets stuck?

just blew up my house

im crying twitchcon ticket sales must be at an all time low

shursave and i just spent an hour trying to capture and relocate this snake and we failed (it escaped). we are the reason why you don’t hire snake relocators from craigslist

bumblebee dreams of being the cover of dogue magazine

bumblebee MAY be a rabbit in disguise. currently just a theory i have

🚨 breaking news 🚨 peach suplexes bumblebee during a wrestling match

the highlight of my day is breakfast

spoiled ass dog getting whole fish treats