Smooth Buck, real smooth... What he really means is "because I want to get my wife naked on the roof."

You were a dirty old man, Buck.

[Yelling back] HELL YEA! CONGRATS, PAL! NOW LET'S HOPE THE KID LOOKS LIKE GABBY, YA MOOK! [I laugh loudly but I am extremely happy for them both] PEGGY AND I LOVE YOU BOTH!

[Serenades the fuck outta James B. Barnes ||Parody|| because why the fuck not] youtube.com/watch?v=P6UVhZ…

Suck my cock, Twitter bird.

Suppose I should get to marrying Peggy Carter, since Gabby is telling me I need to hurry up and get Peggy knocked up. [Chuckles] Vegas wedding? Or Atlantic City?

[Steals her and cuddles close, stealing all the kisses] x.com/APatriotsHeart…

[Loves all over Peggy Carter, nuzzling her next and whispering how much I love her]

[Faceplants on the couch]

[Sets out for James B. Barnes ||Parody||] Happy Birthday, Jerk.

[Flops on James B. Barnes ||Parody|| because needs Steve/Bucky time and knows our girls will understand and aren't the jealous type]

[Throws plastic ball at James B. Barnes ||Parody||]