The hardest decision I've had to make this week was getting two lime wedges with three tacos. I should really complain less.

I have a BA in criminal justice. Am I the Cyril Figgis of my life?

I take back everything I've ever complained about, because I'm eating my favorite food (tostones) that were delivered to my house at 4 am.

Did this guy just get a penalty for being a crybaby? #nhl #hockey #gobolts #bethethunder

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Jima demonstration up in the highland agave fields. @ Atotonilco Mágico instagram.com/p/BSwIW4pjV-g/

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Sean O'Connor of hotel.bar and his tart strawberry #moscowmule for #masterofthemule #vodka #usbg… instagram.com/p/BT5L5QxDzT0/

I like my drinks how I like my women: strong and bitter.

The girl at Chipotle asked what kind of meat I wanted before rice, or beans, or even steaming my tortilla. #werenotthereyet

Ok Twitter- let's see if this wrestling meme can get MORE RETWEETS that the president's wrestling meme.

I'm starting to think that my super power is cutting people off without upsetting them.

Yo if you want to turn left, you have to be in the left lane, not the center. I'm looking at you, Tampa St.

We will cease commercial airline operations at Tampa International Airport ✈️ at 8 pm Saturday. Check with your airline for details on specific flights.

I live in seffner. This is 100% accurate... ladies and gentleman we are about to witness the birth of some heroes.

Guys, I've finally made it. My favorite YouTube channel likes my post. Greg Parody Account

2006: the Old Fashioned is an elegant concoction that speaks to a bygone age of sophistication 2017: Old Fashioneds are Cosmos for bros

i am a millennial and i paid off my own home all i did was eat out less cut down on social drinking take a role on the board of directors of my uncle's investment banking corporation and inherit a duchy as a landed son of my father the king if i can do it anyone can do it

BREAKING: The FCC votes on party lines to undo sweeping Obama-era `net neutrality' rules that guaranteed equal access to internet.