2 Cold Scorpio our agenda came a long way, jude better not get #toocomfy

Bruno two assists in 20 minutes while Pogba is at home with an Ouija board trying to figure out where Raiola wants him to go next

6 key passes and 1 BCC in 32 mins

Can't lie, I'm watching this Slot interview and this nigga smooth as hell. Could probably talk me into bed if he tried.

He's better than Pogba ever was.

Already being able to adapt from effectively being a creative 8 into more of a discplined and rigid role without losing the ball to an exposed defence at least once a game. Crazy to think Pogba stans fought you for thinking a player that talented couldn't just adapt.

Genre would cease to exist if it happened (let’s be honest)

Goated reference (Holes is the best book-to-movie adaption of all time)

If we get a future performance on PPV I might get naked

3 goals 2 games onto the next one 🤝🔥 Marcus Rashford

Who!!!!!

Best striker itw until they start handing out prizes

Manchester United football club really won a game and scored 7 goals.