Stressing myself out over the dumbest shit for months when the end result was exactly the way we knew it'd go, but so goes the way of an overthinker's mind

"Someone snuck into my room last night and stole the blankets" I say to the clerk with a mysteriously tiger and bunny comforter set-shaped throat

We love watching entitled lazy people get let go on time theft. Like bye girl, none of us will miss your problematic ass anyways since we got a new hire already that actually wants to do their job

We need to put gorillas on the moon, make them smart scientists and teach them to use big tasers NOW

nickelodeon please give tiny chef his show back please i’m in absolute shambles

THESE FUNKO POP LOOKIN ASSES SO WHITE YOU CAN BARELY SEE THE ACTUAL WHITE PEOPLE

tweeting this again :,) my kitty needs 12 weeks of meds and it’s gonna cost over $600 😭 my pet insurance doesn’t cover this unfortunately:,) anything helps !! thank you all so much for the support ! i appreciate every little bit gofundme.com/f/help-eda-fig…

If my dad played ow he would have LOVED last season and this season for the collabs bc they were his favorite thing growing up but I'd also never dream of making my dad play with the toxic ass player base we run into every day just to see some cobra commander and ryu skins

happy stitch day but not to that little live action freak

Nickelodeon is so evil for this, everywhere I look I see tiny chef being sad 💔

Will always recommend this goofy ass game if you like these types, the humor and mc are so stupid I adore it. I will make it a mission to properly do every route one day, but for now I will keep my ever-growing makeship plush collection safe 🙏

Bro why tf do I keep getting so much bk|dk and mh|a shit in general on my feed rn, I genuinely do not interact with any posts or talk about it in general?? 😭

balloon time

when the two things I explicitly put in an order for end up unavailable somehow but all the random shit we threw in made it perfectly fine

Having to drive out at this hour to take my gf back to the airport so I won't have my late-night yapper in person anymore and we'll have to go back to discord calls again 💔

Father and Son at Disneyland

THE SWEATER I'M RATTLING THE PRISON BARS