Bam Adebayo.
#FreeBam

I'm in performing at the @VTComedy Club in Burlington, Vermont this weekend and I can see FOUR different outdoor stores from the front door of the club. FOUR.

Vermont, come spend 90 minutes indoors this weekend. You might like it!

T-Shirt Swim Club. June 11. A brother and sister, a comedian and a doctor, wrote a book about being fat. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll see if you can still buy Snackwell's Devils Food Cookies.

Pre-order now.

here is the thing i have been working on for seven months

it’s called

A REAL HUMAN BEING — Dissecting Nine Essential Ryan Gosling Movie Roles

this is the cover — i love it so fucking much

sheaserrano.gumroad.com/l/khubp?layout…

preorder it today

it publishes may 7

i’m jacked to the tits

every time I post something like 'i bet frankenstein's monster has a smoking hog' it gets a bunch of likes and retweets and when i post about shows I can literally hear a lonely cough and someone politely shutting a door

I'm in performing at the @VTComedy Club in Burlington, Vermont this weekend and I can see FOUR different outdoor stores from the front door of the club. FOUR.

Vermont, come spend 90 minutes indoors this weekend. You might like it!

Damian Lillard ain't walking thru that door #PitinoGame

one of the greatest pieces of writing ever, imo

ian karmel Jeaux Reauxgan

This is actually very well played, from a grift standpoint. I’m impressed 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

#FreeBam

good points, everyone

I just read the Princess Bride novel by William Goldman. Holy cow that's a good book. Already knew the story like the back of my hand and still maybe the most fun I've had reading a book... ever?

Just over a week til my partner and I take a Colorado trip. Recs for any of the following are appreciated:

1. Denver places to eat
2. Places to watch Wolves/Nuggets
3. Hiking spots at Rocky Mountain/Sand Dunes

Montreal is so funny. Everyone here is speaking French and I can see Vermont from a hill in the middle of town.

What could be nicer than a foamin’ goblet of good raspberry cordial? Mmmm, with some yellow dandelion bread an’ hawthorn and buttercup cheese. Ice cold dandelion tea an’ a thick slice of strawberry shortcake.

Sherboy is doing a LIVE EVENT at Powells Books for T-Shirt Swim Club!

powells.com/book/t-shirt-s…