Tbh, all I saw was the leaning pole. Somebody pointed out to look behind the pole, look at all the other poles 😬

This is what was keeping what was ‘on’ on the coast, ‘on’. Repairs underway now and hats off to the guys and gals doing the mahi now, in the dark to fix 🫡

YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL IM NEVER TAKING YOU FOR GRANTED EVER AGAIN I PROMISE X

“Monty you terrible cunt, what are you doing prowling around in the middle of the fucking night!”

Yeah nah, this would be a pretty decent road in Northland.

“For you” is a tab to make you feel unsettled about pretty much *everything*. Alternate views my arse; I see unfiltered violence, homophobes, anti-vax, anti-govt, anti-climate. What the actual...

The boy is off to the shop, in our car, all by himself… passed his restricted yesterday 😁🎉

Not all drink bottles can go in the dishwasher 😂

New album cover; The L&P&T&I Sessions, Paeroa.

Not sure where everyone is this Easter Monday but pretty stoked they’re not here 👌

😂 Hulk Hogan!

Josh Billinson Felix the Rat

Daughter left her iPhone in a public toilet in Whangarei on Friday last week. It showed up via “Find My” tonight! Within an hour of calling New Zealand Police, they dispatched someone to the Kaitaia address and managed to retrieve it from a very sorry kid who didn’t know better! Amazing!

Pop back onto Twitter, “For you” shows me two auto play videos of people getting shot in first dozen or so tweets. Spotcha next year 🤙

Anyone still here?

Periodic “anyone still here?” tweet. (Yeah, it’s still a tweet in my mind.) How are you doing?