// we have exceeded maximum sass

˗ˏˋ❪𝓛𝓸𝓾𝓲𝓼 𝓭𝓮 𝓟𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮 𝓭𝓾 𝓛𝓪𝓬.❫ˎˊ˗ A ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ Rᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ Vᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ. * ཽ۪۰۫˚༹𝓗𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓮 𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓬𝓲𝓯𝓾𝓵 𝓓𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓱. ▬ Rᴏʟᴇ﹣ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ. Sᴏʟᴏꜱ ﹠ SL. DM ғᴏʀ Pʟᴏᴛꜱ. ▬ Fav↔RT.

— Flowers make everything more appropriate. Even #SeductiveSunday.

"Y'know I can see you over there, emil.!"

➹ god oғ ѕeхυal deѕιre and aттracтιon ➹ lore olyмpυѕ rp / мodern rp ➹ #mvrp | #mythologyrp ➹ #multiship w/ pѕycнe cнeм

“ i drink to forget, but i always remember. “ ↳ dionysus, god of the vine, wine and revelry. greek mythos account. literate, descriptive. written by #eхнauѕтed. rt?

Pinches (hiatus)' cheek.

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「 𝔗̲𝔥̲𝔢̲ 𝔡̲𝔦̲𝔳̲𝔦̲𝔫̲𝔢̲ 𝔱̲𝔯̲𝔦̲𝔠̲𝔨̲𝔰̲𝔱̲𝔢̲𝔯 」 ┋Mᴇssᴇɴɢᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴅs ┋Pᴀᴛʀᴏɴ ᴏғ ʜᴇʀᴅsᴍᴇɴ﹐ ᴛʜɪᴇᴠᴇs﹐ ɢʀᴀᴠᴇs﹐ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇʀᴀʟᴅs. ᵇʸ #Ƨᴘᴇᴀʀмɪɴт ˊˎ˗ ⤿ ﹠ ღ

So anyway, I love myself and every other iteration of me I find is the best. ⠀That is all.

// i'm gonna follow every single other hermes i see and none of you can stop me there's no competition here, we're all a family now whether you like it or not 💋

(740): Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house? (1-740): oh shit.

(330): in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?

Mothman is real and hates TERFS

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Perches on @WittyAnecdote.

𝑺𝒆𝒌𝒉𝒎𝒆𝒕, 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑾𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒓 𝑮𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒔. 𝐸𝑦𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑅𝑎. 𝑂𝑛𝑒 𝐵𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑊𝘩𝑜𝑚 𝐸𝑣𝑖𝑙 𝑇𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑠. 𝑇𝘩𝑒 𝑀𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝐿𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑜𝑓 𝑆𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔𝘩𝑡𝑒𝑟. Tag: #Chaotic. "ƁƖσσɗ ιѕ му Ɩιfє αηɗ уσυ αяє му ρяєу."