First pre- season game tomorrow against Middlezoy. The boys have been training hard by lumping the ball as far as they can and shouting “Heads get on that”. Should be a good watch

Managers hand has been hurt at training last night. We shall now refer to the incident as “the hand of God…dard”

Friendly required for Saturday 26th due to opposition being unavailable. Can host at Ilchester. 2pm KO Somerset Friendlies & Refs Yeovil League

The lads end preseason with a 5-2 loss to The Wagtail, Great first half from the Ilch boys coming in at 2-2 & a missed pen before the Wagtails quality showed out in the 2nd half. Thanks for the last minute game & hospitality after. All the best for the season Wagtail Athletic FC

First game of the season tomorrow night. The gaffer has whittled down the squad from the 67 players available. 18:30 at Ilch. Goddard has promised half time oranges for players & guests

Unfortunately, the lads started the season with a 4-2 loss at home to a good Pen Mill team. Not the start we wanted! I think Scott and Heads are probably still arguing with the ref this morning… We move 👉😑

Scotty and Joe are taking control of the team today in the gaffers absence. Coincidently they’ve put themselves both up top

Hot one yesterday with Ilch Ressies winning 3-0 against Langport. Joey, Matty and Clemo with the goals. Simon Amor celebrated the win by going to Neo. He looks like he enjoyed himself…

GAME DAY! The lads have a trip to Glasto today. (Not the festival) Heard the bar after is magnificent so that’s what we’re all pushing through too. The game just kinda gets in the way

Big game away to Bruton today. Also a big return for a special little sausage that has been missed #Wiltback

Wilts made his glorious return for 20 mins… then went off injured. We also lost 5-1 but we aren’t talking about that. Anyone for a beer?

The boys are back in action tomorrow away against Evercreech. Cal Harley is back playing tomorrow and has promised to put his phone down and not text his missus for the whole duration of the match!!! (We’ll believe when we see it) #uptheilch

The lads are away… (again) to Gryphon reserves. We’ve put a mileage claim through to the league after 4 on the trot, can’t even remember what Ilch looks like anymore. Anyway #uptheilch

Game day. Home again finally against Lydford. Today’s speech from the gaffer “just don’t concede 5 lads”! Inspiring stuff #uptheilch

Good news. We won at the weekend… anddddd we didn’t concede 5, we conceded 4 instead, progress! 👏 5-4 was the final result against a good Lydford team that didn’t give up. Heads has refused to play for the rest of the season as his fines have now surpassed the £40 mark… lol

Game day tomorrow! Back in league action at home against Tor. Heads & Joe aren’t here this week so there’s going to be some new contenders for DoD. Liam took the prize last week after putting himself forward to take a pen in the shootout… even though he’d already been subbed

Referee needed for Saturday 17th August, 2pm KO at Ilchester BA22 8NW. Anybody able to help? Somerset Friendlies & Refs

Any refs available tomorrow for a 2pm Kick off at Ilchester? Yeovil Div 2 fixture. Somerset Friendlies & Refs