I knew this Jewish creep would reveal himself as a Jewish creep.

How to deal with faggots: 1. Identify faggot. "You are a faggot." 2. Halt faggotry. "Stop being a faggot." 3. Repel faggot. "Get out of here, faggot."

When you're about to break into the McCallister home on Christmas Eve, but Macaulay Culkin has an array of clever booby traps rigged for hilarity and hijinx.

Pootie tried to warn us.

My first day on the job as FBI director, after rounding up everyone who has ever been in a Blackrock commercial.

I'm further right than most of the internet. You may not realize it yet, but you just illustrated my point. #RepealThe19th

The correct take.

Would you believe I bought 2 of these for around 11 dollars? Neighbors are getting one, along with some homemade tomato basil soup. God is great, homies.

Look, a jew being a terrible person.

Today's dollar menu item is the spicy chicken slider.

Jews everywhere are absolutely gleeful over terror and violence.

Of course you can't. A demon can't help but reveal themselves eventually.

Absolutely.

Yup, it just popped up out of nowhere. For the 110th time.

Get a load of this Niger.

I heard Anne Wojcicki is starting a new DNA testing company called andMe.

They were tossed out 109 times because of their behavior. Find a way to cope with that.

Tired of these Iranians meddling in our affairs.