where my real bitches that remember these at?

The secret to Sagittarius is Aries.

All star game was lit 🔥

OHH FUCK

Wow! What a fucking week

I’m in my retired party girl era until I’m reunited with my long distance best friends. Then the spirit of the jersey shore cast possesses me like an ancient creature.

Ryan Leslie NPR Tiny Desk tomorrow

FINALLY, a Ryan Leslie Tiny Desk is coming! 🙌🏾

“Renew your tsa pre check” “AmEx payment is due” “you’re pre approved for a chase sapphire” “you appeared in 31 searches on linkedin” “5 minute voicemail from mom”

ㅤ

Getting all the adulting out the way early in the morning so u can be childish the remainder of the day in peace >>>>>>

Why y'all be tearing up the free air pumps????

“First rule in this world baby, don’t pay attention to anything you see in the news” - ye

Everyday

This has to be craziest shit I’ve seen today

you ever met AKA’s?

You gotta keep your children away from kids who aren’t being parented properly.

when i’m aux in the car and someone says “wow i haven’t heard this in forever”