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Walking in the steps of giants of Iceland tourists in this specific hotel room

Twitter likes are cool but making my whole touring group of people from all over the world laugh as I pointed to a puddle at the foot of the trail and said "mountain dew" is all the validation I need

Valentine's Day Genesis AGAIN is soooooo wack Totally understand that there is probably a great rate on that weekend but I'll catch y'all at a different major next year instead

Happy 30th to Ryan :)

Aren't we all just guests on this big ass podcast we call life

30 fuckin years old!!! Def don't get the hype, I'm feelin great :) (This is me btw)

Performative liquor store clerk who checks an ID as thorough as possible as a way to sneakily compliment the customer who is clearly 30

If you push street crossing buttons in any major city you may as well still believe in Santa Claus

It should be illegal to make your employees wear shirts like this

Ghosts must have been PISSED when they invented Ghostbusters

My Grandfather, my Dad's Dad of the same name, passed today I've always been proud to be his grandson, him and his brothers were all badass Cambridge Firefighters and he was the Chief Last couple of months for him had been rough but he fought like hell "Be good" Grandpa Stan

Just got the rare Miami NPC voice line from an old man sitting on the curb smoking a cigarette "Women... You sleep with them one time..."

Just beat my first Accession 10 run of Slay The Spire 2