Only in Texas... YEE YEE y’all 🤣

I’m still alive. Thank you to everyone who’s checked on me. After weeks I’m finally on the mend. I refuse to let this illness change my life or me. That being said who’s ready to fuck shit up?!

I don’t understand people who like the dentist. What is there to enjoy? You don’t get the same ending as other activities involving prolonged opening of the mouth.

Ever stop speaking to someone and realize what a negative, shitty influence they were on your life? Makes me wonder why I didn’t do it sooner.

Take a road trip and automatically every single idiot driver within a 50 mile radius is on the road with you. It’s science people.

Never being good enough for someone is exhausting

At this point in the summer, my boob sweat has boob sweat. Big tit problems y’all.

My husband and I were discussing an injury to the ball of his foot. 5 y/o “I know where that is. The balls are in the crotch.” Life with boys. Can’t make this shit up.

This fucking asshat stole my pics and my name. If you have a minute, report them please. ❤️ TitsMcG

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON?! Whoever McGee is needs to back the fuck off. Creating a second account when the first one got reported?? Get a life asshole. Report this one too please y’all. 😘

👏🏻👏🏻 Congratulations @TwitterSupport for as usual being a complete disappoint. Someone steals my name, face and tweets and y’all say “Nahhhh fam that’s alright! She isn’t really stealing. She’s just playin.” What are you even useful for?? Fuck Twitter for reals

Thank you to everyone today who’s reported that asshole. You guys have shown me so much love and support. Y’all make the psychos on twitter worth it. ❤️❤️❤️

Since @twittersupport completely failed at their job, I’ve taken matters into my own hands. I’ve removed every picture of my face from Twitter as well as my header. Can’t steal it if it isn’t there. #fucktwittersupport #fuck@G1Tits

Some assholes actually think they have the right to sit at home and day drink. It’s me. I’m some assholes. Now pass the Jack.

Happy Thanksgiving! ❤️❤️

Merry Christmas Eve from this tired momma ❤️😘

My child just asked me how to spell his second name. Confused for a second, I asked him what second name. His reply... “My second name. You know, my big trouble name.” Kid has me questioning the point of a middle name and if it’s sole purpose is you knowing you’re in deep shit.

Ever make a joke and your man doesn’t laugh so you realize you have to throw the whole man away and start over?

I’m raising some sort of diabolical genius. I told my son he only had to eat the eggs that didn’t get maple syrup on them. He poured maple syrup all over all of his eggs. Well played sir. Well played.

New hair who dis? 😘😍