Meanwhile in Alaska…

Oh hey thanks for your $0.02, Chappell Roan!

A quick White House Update from South Park!

Do people understand that worrying about the 1 male cheerleader standing with 20 beautiful women cheerleaders is in fact, gayer than actually being gay?

BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Mr. President Trump, you stood there like a little wet noodle, like a fanboy.”

Joe G Oh no! 😬

The company that already went bankrupt and closed every store across the country two years ago? Ok.

WOW! FOX NEWS CAN’T STOP TALKING ABOUT ME (GAVIN C. NEWSOM), AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR!!! TONIGHT THEIR ENTIRE PRIMETIME LINEUP WAS ABOUT ME! JESSE WATTERS KEPT CALLING ME “DADDY” (VERY WEIRD, NOT INTERESTED, BUT THANK YOU!). SEAN HANNITY (VERY NICE GUY) NEARLY CRIED BECAUSE I

Agent Self FBI

Queens, NY I’m so sorry

Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 You forgot Krystal!

Buzzing Pop He’s so obese and hideous and a pedophile

Shein’s website appears to use Luigi Mangione’s face to model a spring/summer shirt.

Target announces they will open 500 stores at midnight on October 3rd to sell Taylor Swift’s new album ‘The Life of a Showgirl.’ (variety.com/2025/music/new…)

my collab with Apple 👍📱

Praying before lying to protect your pedophile boss is some crazy shit

9mmSMG It’s actually sad how simple the difference is that you fail to comprehend. White stereotypes being done by (comedians!) aren’t perpetuating PREJUDICE. Find it in yourself to ask why as a white person, you’re incapable of grasping racial differences without expressing prejudice.

I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to what's happening in this country.

Rocki Irish Mayers Sept 13 2025 🎀