V. proud of this sentence from my latest bit of academic writing. "However seductive it may be to solve the mystery, proving pernicious prestidigitatory provenance for pin production precludes possible insights into the world of the late 1690s." I will not be taking questions.

If you want to watch LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE right now... my bestie Sarah Shay is live on Twitch singing Ukelele songs! twitch.tv/thesarahshay

I rarely bother to log in to twitter... unless I have something ABSOLUTELY VITAL to share with the world. Case in point: this Russian Folk tale, which is the reason I am currently scrubbing coffee out of my rug.

Internet! I will be live on twitch with Sarah Shay today at 4pm PST! twitch.tv/thesarahshay #Accordion #BachelorsDegree

Having a laid back zoom with an old friend... she just said: "If I ever REALLY miss you, I just go and look at the doughnut in the freezer." This is the best life.

Yet another thing holding back the general progress of humanity: Proquest Ebook Library's arbitrary limits for page downloads.

This is why we can't get anything done as a species: latimes.com/archives/la-xp…

C'mon Netflix release #ArmyOfTheDead already. GIVE IT! (I'm just here for the #TigNotaro)

I can't believe how fast my @kickstarter funded! I've added some fun stretch goals including an "Audiobook Version" of the Zines! Don't miss these getting these wee reading materials in the mail during the dark months. (Or raging heat if you're downundah.) kck.st/3BsNvmd

With only a hair over 24 hours to go, my Kickstarter is well and truly funded. But if you wanna receive some tiny zines in the mail, and help support some Arctic Accordioning, you can still pledge! kck.st/3BsNvmd

I swear this is the last tweet, my Kickstarter is so dang close to hitting the final stretch goal! (Which also means I will be able to eat between now and the expedition!) If you've not backed it, check it out, there are tiny zines, w/global shipping! kck.st/3BsNvmd

I cannot be the only one who watched the trailer for #AppleTV's #Severance and thought... is this based on working for Apple? youtube.com/watch?v=xEQP4V…

Tonight m'coll Strangely Doesburg is playing their final livestream show before traveling to the Arctic Circle, and I'll be there to play a couple tunes! 6:30 Pacific, no cover, tips encouraged! youtube.com/watch?v=smDGlB…

M'coll Strangely Doesburg is back from the Arctic with stories to share....and already gearing up for their next adventure! You can hear about the last one and support the next one in one fell swoop by backing their Kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/iamst…

Only four days left to get limited edition zines about the Arctic while funding Viking boat-building school! (And other sentences you find yourself saying when you're friends with Strangely Doesburg.) kickstarter.com/projects/iamst…