If England win this I'll get pegged for a month straight.

OLLIE FUCKING WATKINS!!!!!!!!

Double or nothing yeah?

THIS MOMENT! 😲 #NEDENG #BBCEuros #Euro2024

We still believe.

Fish on fish violence #tweetit

Disappointed.

You ever had the shit kicked out of you by a man with crocs and a topknot? #tweetit

The post-nut tidy #tweetit

Everyone who's getting mad at the olympic opening ceremony needs to get their arsehole licked just one time and then they'll understand what's going on #tweetit

I never farted on your dick #tweetit

Rest in big titties, heavens got a big pair of honkers #tweetit

You've never yiffed for me #tweetit

Orford is just a pussy boys Beech Hill #tweetit

Your armpits, my belly button, a match made in heaven #tweetit

I'm hyperfixating on shooting rats #tweetit

Always thought some thicc ass goth girl would be the death of me...... turns out it's having 2 mortgages and paying for parking #tweetit

Babe you were farting on my balls well before that #tweetit

To be fair, I would also suck up your cummy bath water #tweetit

All my problems would be solved if I could just bury my face in some ass #tweetit