#OOC LOL grown men and women in tears over something we all know is a show. You guys aren't 10 anymore, you dorks.

#OOC guys. Ricky Starks is PERFORMING. He doesn't ACTUALLY MEAN IT. He's a HEEL playing a ROLE. Why am I still having to clarify this after...how many decades of wrestling being known to be scripted?

#OOC wrestling is so weird. Everyone's known it's a show for at least 25 years, yet everyone still acts like the people's motivations are real. Like, imagine watching Cobra Kai and going on Twitter to be like 'OMG Tanner was trying to injure Xolo for real he's such a dictator!'

#OOC I have a couple of character archetypes I do really well, and anything else is shallow and hated. If it's not a goofball naive OTT babyface or an obnoxious OTT comedy heel, it falls flat - present character somehow excluded (LOL right as if she was ever over to begin with.)

#OOC EVOLVE is COOKING right now. More people should be watching it. It's like an indierrific version of SmackDown!

#OOC Do I get to be a hipster about Kendal Grey? Because I KNEW HER BEFORE SHE WAS COOL 😤😎🤓🧐

Hey, look, it's me.

#OOC with that said, Becky can still glare and sneer at me any day of the week. Phwooar.

#OOC you think RAW is boring? Watch EVOLVE. You'll get stuff like this week's opening match, which everyone would be raving about if they had, you know, seen it.

That one has a mouth on her. And she sure likes to use it. Decent kid, but holy shit does she like to talk.

#OOC two of the greatest tag teams of all time and baby CM Punk vs Edge, Orton, not-yet-John-Morrison and two jobbers. Gee, I wonder who wins this one.

#OOC that was...not a very good PPV. Like, at ALL.

#OOC *Feels unattractive* *Goes outside and looks at people* *Sees guys profiles on dating pages on FB* *Feels significantly less unattractive* My day today 😂

#OOC AAAAAHHHH THEY DID THE RIGHT THING WITH OBAAAAAAAA!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩