Happy Birthday to Jake Wells, yet another person I miss on this platform🎂

Apparently at least 30 people can still see these things, and I want to say I love all 30 of you.❤️

The only downside to following mostly comedians is that so many of them think they have a hilarious joke about breaking news and so few of them ever do. #Sorry #SupportLocalComedy

I already have an Olympic Crush.™🏉🇫🇷 #MidnightConfessions

This time of year I always think about Yugoslavia. Thanks Blake! 👏

*shrug* More for me. #crumbl

I love this and I love everyone in it

Well, today I looked at the tweets of all the people I really like and I didn't get depressed by them. I'm calling that a win.✅

I'm sorry I missed your birthday while visiting family, I have not forgotten you in my heart🎂❤️ Brian Scolaro Johrn Skoy mike finoia Chip O'Tle hehe Ian Kristen Toomey John Egan SHANE HARTLINE 千里眼/开房记录/查开房记录/宾馆记录/查地址/通话记录/犯罪记录/查车牌/查人/查微信聊天记录/查 Patrick McManus Sean Who??? Marcia Belsky

This is an election, not a sporting event. We are not spectators, we are participants. The candidates don't determine the outcome, WE DO. The result is our responsibility, no matter what the memes say. Vote.

Sorry to all the comedians whose special shows I missed while I was out of town for Thanksgiving! (I remember when I could say stuff like this on this platform and those comedians were actually here to see it) #SupportLocalComedy

Between travel and losing the will to be on here at all, sorry I missed all your birthdays🎂🤟 Dave Ferguson Mark Hasty eddie pepitone angel luna rima parikh Ryan Broems Jim Flannigan Fantastic Dan Bobby C a tiny little baby doll 👼 Mark Bazer David Vagnetti Todd Spence amy sumpter

Well at least the B*rniebros have found their R*ttenhouse or something. #IDontCareIfSomeoneAlreadySaidThis

Maybe I could try to join some other platform, but if y'all say the exact same stuff over there as you do here, what's the point?🦋

For the record, I don't believe this anymore. Oh, and Happy National Hug Day.🫂

Maybe you saw your follower count go down and thought “oh I guess someone else left this platform” but this time it was just because I unfollowed you🤷🏻‍♂️

You're about nine years too late, Senator.

TFW it's your birthday so I check your profile to see if you're still here and I find several deep dark rabbit holes and I wonder why I'm following you and why I'm still on this platform

Say, can someone tell Dale McPeek HBD from me?🎂

I can never decide where to post a random thought: the place that's awful, the place where no one is, the place where almost everyone I know ignores me, or the place where I can't post at all? #SocialMediaFun