"Still older than you."

G a s p. "I heard that."

"You're literally a fetus."

|| I care about other people. I'm not apologizing for that. Ever.

|| Me: Am grumpy because I'm getting sick. #Sunshine: *Posts a picture of their hedgehog.* Me:

"The secret to shutting Slayers up is to feed them. Who knew?"

"...Well. You just have an answer for everything, don't you?"

|| I haven't been around in a while and that's because I've been diagnosed with Covid-19. Not only am I epileptic but I live in a home with someone who is immunocompromised. I don't know when I'll be back but I just want to say fuck 2020.

|| I WISH THERE WAS A NICE WAY TO SAY THIS BUT UNFORTUNATELY THERE'S NOT so here's the deal: I'm literally dying from Covid so get the fuck off my dick about pimping. Your pinned tweet is not my priority babeeee.

|| If I don't die I'll be back here again this month.