I’ll ask, but she’s the sweetest woman on earth. She likes you. The one you should be worried about is my little sister, Posy. She’s a feisty one.

Trust me, you’ll be fine. [Pulls her in for a quick kiss.] You worry too much.

I have /you/ to impress. My family is a piece of cake.

You act like you don’t deserve to be wowed all the time. I like doing it. I couldn’t stop myself if I tried.

Even when I accidentally drool on you in my sleep when I use you as a pillow?

… No.

[Shifty eyes.] I mean… It’s not like it would be something I can control. I’m /asleep/.

But then your drool would get on me.

I’m the lucky one.

[Blinks back.] Drool. On me. Not good.

A wild one in the wild.

Don’t let her mean looks fool you. She’s actually a softy. Johanna Mason #WCW

Just kidding. She makes me cry almost every night by telling me I have a big forehead.

Johanna: I wanna pet the pig. *Breaks into the pig pen with her* Johanna: Ok but you go first.

[Rolls on top of Johanna Mason in his sleep, possibly drooling on her shoulder.]

I have no problem with nudity. My problem is that sometimes I don’t like the breeze. Makes some things shrivel up, you know?

Excuse me, I’m both. It’s just the cool air.

[Has been doodling on Johanna Mason’s butt with a magic marker while she naps.]

[Pokes Johanna Mason ]