Shout out my liver for handling what my heart couldn’t

I wish that I had never loved you at all

I am in fact, not shit

If you wanna’ use me, then you gotta’ use me til’ I’m gone

I know alcohol won’t solve any of my problems but neither will water so here we are

Dying right now! 😂

I love my country. I’m embarrassed of our President. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Biden is actually who a lot of y’all thought Trump was. 🇺🇸🇺🇸

Fact checkers will say this is doctored. Whatever you do, DONT RETWEET.

The most ridiculous thing ever, where is America going?

Biden to Americans: lower your expectations Biden to illegals: here’s a half a million dollars EACH!

‘may your home always be too small to hold all your friends’

Thanks Joe Biden just spent $51 for only 13 gallons of gas, shit is getting ridiculous

Well, now you know why we had to get him out of Philly to go live with his aunt and uncle in Bel Air.

Nothing like an ice cold beer after an ice cold beer!

Easy to see!

Oops, I almost gave a fuck