Greg Gard. Silent Assassin.

Biggest takeaway from looking through Ultimate Frisbee Association 🥏 UFA rosters today: everyone on @PHL_Phoenix has a Generic Athlete Headshot except for JK, who is longingly staring into the distance. Universe line of most handsome players in the league

March!

Cormac Ryan and I are the same age, played AAU with him. I graduated college three years ago. Wild that he’s still playing college, but boy oh boy can he shoot

Never have to watch Zach Edey play college basketball ever again after today!

Please us get to Milwaukee! gofundme.com/f/send-the-spi…

That’s our Bozo 💚

About time ultiworld gives me credit for coining The People’s Division. Next step is collecting royalties. Michael Ball saying it wouldn’t catch on is up there with the Carleton House of Pancakes “coach” interview as your biggest blunder

Death, Taxes, Monkeys in semis

“You come at the king, you best not miss” FEATHERS MCGRAW IS BACK!

2024 WORLD CHAMPIONS 🏆

Aged like milk, what an idiot

Most handsome team in the DMV kicks off the season this weekend in beautiful Millstone, NJ. Major shoutout to the Washington Wizards own Ryan Keep for the design

Asked Scottie Scheffler about the Olympic experience, about being among iconic athletes of his era, and if he thinks about legacy and his place in sports. He shrugged, said, nah, not really, explained his indifference, and concluded, "Ultimately, we'll be forgotten." OK then.

White guys be like what’s up I’m hunter

LETS DO IT AGAIN

This fucks so hard

kevin danso 👍 djed spence 👍 everyone else 👎👎👎👎👎 me for supporting this dogshit club 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 my mental health 📉📉📉📉 my alcohol tolerance 📈📈📈📈

EUROPA LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!!!