Tesla is the worst advertising company in the entire world. Nobody has such a distinguished product and can’t sell it.

AI5 will go into Optimus and Supercomputer clusters AI4 is already good enough to achieve better than human safety for self-driving

Last night I saw an ad for an ICE Subaru vehicle touting its 580 mile range as a selling point. How embarrassing.

Tesla has got to smooth up v14.3.1 It’s so uncomfortable. steering twitching and brake twitching constantly. It’s actually horrible.

Human drivers are so funny. They get pissed off every single time they have to use their brakes unexpectedly.

Remember when FSD couldn’t handle school buses perfectly? Yea me too it was just the other day.

Happy Earth Day! Thank you to our owners, employees & advocates for helping us build a world of amazing abundance 🌎❤️

They’re going to boost sales by putting one on every Tesla roadster

There’s two kinds of people in this world. Blue button pressers and those trying to kill blue button pressers.

You guys in the Tesla community whole heartedly miss understand how out of the loop ordinary consumers are about Teslas. They misunderstand everything from “not being able to roadtrip” to mistaking autopilot for FSD.

Blue button pressers are the people who do good things in life to genuinely improve the experiences of others, red button pressers do good things in life because in a society it benefits them to be good people.

For me FSD v14.3 is freaking terrible compared to v14.2

The best Model X and S is no Model X and S

I love getting whiplash because a bird flies over the road in front of me

Is 14.3 not incredibly squirrelly and jerky for everybody else? It’s genuinely a much worse experience than 14.2 for me and I can’t tell if people just arnt talking about it a lot

As an uber driver this disengage pop up quiz is driving me freaking bonkers.

Driving an ICE vehicle next week. I wonder which piece of shit I’m gonna get

Just gave an FSD ride and robotaxi talk to a young man with a PHD in mathematics who has epilepsy. He didn’t know FSD was real. We are still so early.

The human-perceived RGB is image 1 and the Tesla AI photon count reconstruction is image 2. This is why Tesla FSD can see so well at night or through extreme glare.