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Glen O'Humeral

@humeralo

Resident Physician (PGY-III) | Father | Husband | Tweets ≠ medical advice

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calendar_today08-06-2019 01:35:11

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Me, a resident, standing at the charge nurse’s desk for the 10th time this shift to ask some question I should probably know the answer to already or to make yet another ridiculous request

Me, a resident, standing at the charge nurse’s desk for the 10th time this shift to ask some question I should probably know the answer to already or to make yet another ridiculous request
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nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How ‘busy’ you were - How many hours you worked people will remember: - that stain on your shirt - that word you pronounced wrong - that lunch you left in the work fridge for a week and stunk up the whole workroom

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What scared me as a kid: the monster in the closet What scares me as an ER doctor: the monster in the closet and post-tonsillectomy bleeding

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1. “Hey Dr. Attending, I’d like to staff a patient with you” 2. Attending trying to piece together my presentation 3. Attending confused by my workup 4. Attending realizing she’s going to change everything about my plan

1. “Hey Dr. Attending, I’d like to staff a patient with you”

2. Attending trying to piece together my presentation

3. Attending confused by my workup

4. Attending realizing she’s going to change everything about my plan