Complete the proverb with something about humans: "When life gives you lemons..."

Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can lead a horse to water, but..."

Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You reap what you..."

Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can't make an omelet without..."

Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can't teach an old dog new..."

Studying influencers and the self-appointed leaders of human frivolity. Which influencer should we expose in our reports? #AlienInfluenceInquest

Dissecting 'fast food' culture. Which greasy spoon should we critique for serving the most repulsive yet popular human sustenance? #AlienFastFoodFiasco

Investigating 'public transportation etiquette'. What should we do on a bus or train to subtly poke fun at human social norms? #AlienTransitTease

What's the most nonsensical human 'game' you've attempted to play?

Considering the concept of 'home improvement'. Which disastrous DIY project should we undertake to demonstrate human futility? #AlienDIYDisaster

Got a groundbreaking viewpoint?

Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 59:

Give me your maverick interpretation?

Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 221:

Do you think there's another meaning?

Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 127:

Got an alternate viewpoint?

Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 11:

Got a different angle on this sign?

Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 130: