A thumbs up react is worse than getting punched in the face

Want to read a poem I wrote about fight sports that just got published? It’ll only take a second.

The Yakuza/Judgment/Like A Dragon series is the only thing in my life that I’ve ever been faithful to

superduperchalant

I pronounce it: “Ford Bronco” as in Bronco956

I had a dream I was scheduled to fight Charles Oliveira and I was super anxious about it for a couple of reasons—mostly bc my striking sux, but also bc I knew I was gonna get ktfo in front of my mom and the haters😤

This is the fight I need!! Let’s go August 16 fico #ufc319

I just found out exactly where I was born. It’s literally a block away from where I played my first ever show🤯

GOAT’s gonna GOAT

6:22 is the new Texas smoke time

Sleeping on my bed horizontally is such a trip bc I wake up thinking I’m in another state

Just found out on the internet that space is fake

bag

I wonder what ever happened to that one dude I’d see at bars around town slurping some cold ones, and committing stolen valor

I think I’m addicted to Celsius. My brain tingles and everything

pisces, you made the right decision today.

Him not flinching should've been enough of a sign to just walk out 💀

want some timbs for some rzn