If you want to check the strength of your wrists as much as I want to check mine, you need to enter this giveaway.

Nothing is bringing me more joy today than Stocking Mill Coffee telling Canadians to go fuck themselves.

Just when I thought my day was going to suck, I wake up to find that race grifter Jesse Jackson kicked the bucket. Today is looking better already.

Can't believe it didn't get to this already. Now it's handled.

Jesus, they throw content warnings on the most milquetoast shit now.

Oi crikey! It's a troop of North American Pavement Apes.

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ctrlaltpers0na Harvey's Pistol & Pawn So edgy. Acting like a tool won't make your uncle un-molest you, though.

Send them all back to Africa? Good song?

I would rather shit in my hands and clap.

Today's wordle reminded me of Doinks the Retard Frog

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Sweet. You guys should get in on this one. Do I NEED another 9mm Glock? Probably not, but that's not going to stop me. Give em a follow, share the post, and comment. You could win this, and I wouldn't have to explain to my wife why another 9mm is a good idea.

I take at least a little solace knowing that some of you are finally catching on to the Kars 4 Kids scam.

"DON'T WORRY, THE WATER IS TOTALLY SAFE AND DELICIOUS! " -Dr Every Single-Timeowicz

Hard Pass

They will never understand this.

Go win this, guys!

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