ancelotti’s going to make a tactical switch soon and try a new system , which will essentially boil down to using a razor to slice garlic so thin that it liquifies in the pan with just a little oil. It's a very good system

Managed to convince the rest of the jury she was guilty. Sent an innocent woman down for something she didn’t do, I hope you’re all proud of yourselves

British humour is second to none 🤣

Nobody trying go out wit Stringer Bell

joey bartons just punted his tv in disgust

ALISHA in the loft Manchester last night 🤍

Quick to call out Jimmy Saville but never hear you saying anything about your uncle Mo

I blame Christian Eriksen for the death of phone boxes

He might be a Liverpool fan but everything he said is absolutely spot on. The greatest prem season in terms of entertainment oat?

The greatest to ever do it

Better take him out of my fantasy football for this weekend

Wrestlemania London’s first extreme rules match

Up the fucking toffees laaaaa

“Dont forget I'm on annual leave today mate”

“Oh of course, off anywhere nice”

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🏟️ Best announced attendances in the Vanarama North today:

🥇 Hereford - 4,071
🥈 South Shields - 2,779
🥉 Chester - 2,537
🏅 Scarborough Athletic - 1,835
🏅 Spennymoor Town - 1,673

#TheVanarama | #COYW

Hereford in your area

Just been hit with an instagram advert for a band from Los Angeles describing the Manchester metrolink as a bullet train & singing about “the struggle of Man City”

GET IT ON THE THREAD Aidan James

A tough week for all the paedo’s who like to see all the British teams do well in Europe.

shocking decision, can’t believe we’ll only get to watch a goal once