The constitutional republic didn't devolve into this present day parody of itself in one easy step. It took centuries. Probably the first big step in the wrong direction was the prohibition of dueling.

Gold Bar Bob is going up the river for a 12-year hitch, starting at age 71. Why not 25 yrs? Well, under the 8th Amendment, they ain't allowed to keep nobody in prison after they've died of old age. That's because the Constitution was wrote before good refrigeration was available.

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It is what it is, and it's not what it ain't. Whoever says different can eat chips of paint.

The sound of one hand clapping is the ringing in the student's head after Sensei goes upside it with the swift palm of stern correction.

Back in the day, I claim, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention had a statistic on their website, admitting : "Americans use their firearms in self-defense between 500,000 and 3 million times annually." Then some time during the Biden Admin, this vanished. Yes No ?

This! Did this ever get corrected, or undone, or republished? usconcealedcarry.com/blog/cdc-quiet…

It's morning NOW !! Git UP !! youtube.com/watch?v=Y2ij7o…

A judge got arrested by agents with a warrant, which was signed by a judge. So if that's not legitimate enough for you then you need to explain why. Meanwhile here's some 2nd hand receipts. x.com/NV_MAGA_DAD/st…

Hunter Biden's Pardoner has assured me many times that No One Is Above The Law, and so have his many many trustworthy and believable allies in the media and govt. That's how I know it's true.

Jill Sobule went away. RIP Jill. youtu.be/5YhiFOdfgNI?si…

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J Parker Lamb RIP

So all day yesterday and probably all of today, NPR & BBC are telling me about how reports of genocide in S.Africa are Baseless and Unfounded and Discredited, so pardon me if I'm spitting nails and pissing thumbtacks everywhere I go today.

It is so fucking great having a helpfully helpful AI assistant to keep interrupting me and suggesting shit to do. Better yet I've got 1 in my word processor plus 1 in Twitter plus 1 in my email plus 1 in my text msgr plus 1 in the 2-way talker plus 1 in the phone plus 1 in the GP

So whilst I was slumbering apparently a few of the world's evilest assholes got kapoofed out of existence? Excellent. Good morning, world, happy Friday.