You can stand under my umbrella ☔️

snagging that one office desk by the window should be a competitive sport

im everywhere im so b2b

“hey AI, for my social post how do i say ‘major global sporting event’ without saying ‘major global sporting event’?”

asking mercury retrograde to bring back leads instead of exes

can't talk rn, trying to be demure and mindful with the content

being a whole adult with a corporate job will never stop me from back to school shopping

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to work remote

spending my 5-9 watching a girl in paris do my 9-5

it’s that point in the day when my standing desk goes up & i feel like a DJ

🚨#INBOUND24 SOLD OUT 🚨 We have an official full house for INBOUND, our fastest sell out ever! Missed tix this time around? Stay tuned for the livestream. See the rest of you dudes in September 💅

If everyone in marketing was a theater kid in school, what was the sales team up to?

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - how you seamlessly switch - from the brand account - to your personal account

i just know a cultural moment hates to see a social team coming

what's the one snack that remains untouched in the office and why is it always oatmeal raisin?

so if i say hubspot three times will it make my content for me