Looks like the money is coming in on the “Over” for 8.5 HR in our series against the HRL Marlins tonight… In: Sayles Guy Howl Dee Toonces Out: Wiffle Jesus Tatis Fret not those with the over—Toonces likely throwing game 2…

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Heading to Hopkins to have a scrap with the new-look-but-still-old HRL Twins tonight at Harley. Apparently we’re supposed to hit more HR than the teams at Carnelian tonight… In: Everyone but Tatis (as far as I know)

Thanks to the HRL Twins for the special merit badge last night…we helped them to their first win on the season in game one, before taking game two. Both fun back & forth games. Not a lot of HR in the first with the weird shadows, but picked up in the second.

With his 6 HR last week, Sayles Guy set a new Trash Pandas single season record for HR, surpassing pNut’s 18 HR from 2021. Back at it again tonight against the Americans… Out: Tatis Questionable: Dee In: Everyone else

Split with HRL Americans tonight. G1: 3-2 win. Believe all runs were on HR—Sayles Guy (x2), Wiffle Jesus, Dip💩 , and Avg Joe. G2: 8-6 L. Down 8-5 in btm 6, WWWJD leads off with his 2nd HR, load the bases with 1 out, but only get one more across. Super fun not 10mph lob games.

Weather permitting, we face off against the Eagan Cyclones at Sky Hill tonight…bringing our water wings & galoshes just in case. In: Toonces Sayles Guy WWWJD (pretty sure) Dee (pretty sure) Out: Howl Tatis (pretty sure)

Remember when we could hit, but struggled pitching?

Just listened to the first half of the preseason podcast (ie, the interesting/important half). July, huh?

It’s Marlins week! Hopefully the weather plays nicer than it did last week so we can finally get this thing started…

Well, we got rained out again today…but we found our mascot out in the deck hiding from the rain under the table (pic is him running away…at roughly the same speed as Toonces heading to first). No word on what happened to his tail…

John Oliver gets it… reddit.com/r/HuntsvilleAl…

The Pandas have added “Charlie” to their roster from their AAA-affiliate and added him to their roster for tonight’s showdown with the HRL Reds.

Before HRL: Twin Cities starts posting about all the HRLBraves that “had a day” last night, you should all know that all those HR were wind aided. Like, there’s no way those shots would have cleared the road at Carnelian without the wind, they would have barely cleared the trees.

Week 17 Have a Day - Part 2

After taking game 1 against the HRL Americans, keeping the slim division hopes alive, Pandas drop game 2 in dramatic fashion—up 5 going into the bottom of the 6th, a bunch of walks led to 2 runs before Knooty hits the walk-off grand slam to clinch the division.

Have a Day Week 18